me-and-this-army:

dankmemeuniversity:

elsajeni:

zevveli:

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

outpath:

me looking directly into my webcam and speaking out loud: is there anything better than organized crime?

the nsa agents watching me: she’s bluffing

flinnyfloo:

hotmeat89:

deactivating my bones tonight for a little blob action

god i wish that were me

deersyrup:

grandma what big mood you have!

all the better to kin you with my dude

lmao facebook can go fuckitself i was just told to wish the guy who assaulted me a happy birthday hahhahahahahahhahahhahhah no